en The Berlin Patient http://berlinpatient.com/ In 2010 Joel and his girlfriend moved from Sydney to Berlin. After a month she left him and flew back home to be with a tattooed barista who was in a band. To try and win her back, he sent her over 90 minutes of audio recordings that contained horrendous anecdotes, Hollywood cliches and he even passed off Pearl Jam lyrics as his own. He recently found these files and instead of hiding the shame, he sat down with some friends, comedians and a therapist to analyse the lies, depression and desperation that a break up brings. Sun, 23 Jun 2019 22:21:59 +0000 en-AU © 2016 Berlin Patient Joel White Joel White joelpatrickwhite@gmail.com In 2010 Joel and his girlfriend moved from Sydney to Berlin. After a month she left him and flew back home to be with a tattooed barista who was in a band. To try and win her back, he sent her over 90 minutes of audio recordings that contained horrendous anecdotes, Hollywood cliches and he even passed off Pearl Jam lyrics as his own. He recently found these files and instead of hiding the shame, he sat down with some friends, comedians and a therapist to analyse the lies, depression and desperation that a break up brings. In 2010 Joel and his girlfriend moved from Sydney to Berlin. After a month she left him and flew back home to be with a tattooed barista who was in a band. To try and win her back, he sent her over 90 minutes of audio recordings that contained horrendous anecdotes, Hollywood cliches and he even passed off Pearl Jam lyrics as his own. He recently found these files and instead of hiding the shame, he sat down with some friends, comedians and a therapist to analyse the lies, depression and desperation that a break up brings. Joel White joelpatrickwhite@gmail.com yes Yes http://berlinpatient.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/artwork_lg.jpg The Berlin Patient http://berlinpatient.com/ https://wordpress.org/?v=4.6.17 Episode 01: Black Box Recording of a Break-up http://tracking.feedpress.it/link/15708/4650758 Mon, 17 Oct 2016 02:39:09 +0000 Joel White http://berlinpatient.com/?post_type=podcast&p=50 Photo of a loser in a bad denim jacket

In this episode, you’ll meet Joel, who thought it was a great idea to email his ex-girlfriend audio recordings to try and win her back after a plane crash of a breakup. Come and sift through the burning wreckage as we try to figure out what went wrong.

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In this episode, you’ll meet Joel, who thought it was a great idea to email his ex-girlfriend audio recordings to try and win her back after a plane crash of a breakup. Come and sift through the burning wreckage as we try to figure out what went wrong.

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In this episode, you’ll meet Joel, who thought it was a great idea to email his ex-girlfriend audio recordings to try and win her back after a plane crash of a breakup. Come and sift through the burning wreckage as we try to figure out what went wrong.

]]> no Yes no no 31:23 Joel White Episode 02: Eating a Pizza While Wearing Her Clothes http://tracking.feedpress.it/link/15708/4703871 Tue, 25 Oct 2016 23:19:15 +0000 Joel White http://berlinpatient.com/?post_type=podcast&p=64 Photo of a loser in a train station

Joel settles in to talk about cheap pizzas while wearing some of her clothes. He then hits an emotional home run by questioning if she’s used the special gift he bought her.

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Joel settles in to talk about cheap pizzas while wearing some of her clothes. He then hits an emotional home run by questioning if she’s used the special gift he bought her.

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Joel settles in to talk about cheap pizzas while wearing some of her clothes. He then hits an emotional home run by questioning if she’s used the special gift he bought her.

]]> no Yes no no 30:49 Joel White Episode 03: How to Trick a Fortune Teller http://tracking.feedpress.it/link/15708/4727597 Wed, 02 Nov 2016 00:49:15 +0000 Joel White http://berlinpatient.com/?post_type=podcast&p=68 Photo of a loser in a badly lit room

Joel shows you how to never win a girl back as he tricks a fortune teller, gives you some fashion tips and analyses a diary that was left behind.

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Joel shows you how to never win a girl back as he tricks a fortune teller, gives you some fashion tips and analyses a diary that was left behind.

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Joel shows you how to never win a girl back as he tricks a fortune teller, gives you some fashion tips and analyses a diary that was left behind.

]]> no Yes no no 34:39 Joel White Episode 04: What’s up with Ex Girlfriends, Mum? http://tracking.feedpress.it/link/15708/4758645 Tue, 08 Nov 2016 13:00:52 +0000 Joel White http://berlinpatient.com/?post_type=podcast&p=74 Photo of a loser wearing shorts

Strap in because we listen to a really bad stand-up comedy set Joel did about the break up in 2011. And then he chats to his mother about what happened and gets her thoughts on it all.

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Strap in because we listen to a really bad stand-up comedy set Joel did about the break up in 2011. And then he chats to his mother about what happened and gets her thoughts on it all.

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Strap in because we listen to a really bad stand-up comedy set Joel did about the break up in 2011. And then he chats to his mother about what happened and gets her thoughts on it all.

]]> no Yes no no 28:57 Joel White Episode 05: Stealing from Pearl Jam http://tracking.feedpress.it/link/15708/4796091 Tue, 15 Nov 2016 13:00:27 +0000 Joel White http://berlinpatient.com/?post_type=podcast&p=77 Photo of a blurry loser

Joel rips off Pearl Jam to try and hit an emotional home run. It falls flat and then he needs a hug.

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Joel rips off Pearl Jam to try and hit an emotional home run. It falls flat and then he needs a hug.

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Joel rips off Pearl Jam to try and hit an emotional home run. It falls flat and then he needs a hug.

]]> no Yes no no 30:16 Joel White Episode 06: The French Novelist http://tracking.feedpress.it/link/15708/4837744 Tue, 22 Nov 2016 13:00:33 +0000 Joel White http://berlinpatient.com/?post_type=podcast&p=80 Photo of two losers drinking steins

In this episode, Joel meets a French novelist in Berlin soon after his girl abandoned ship in 2010. They talk about a range of topics including whether or not trying to find ‘the one’ is nonsensical.

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In this episode, Joel meets a French novelist in Berlin soon after his girl abandoned ship in 2010. They talk about a range of topics including whether or not trying to find ‘the one’ is nonsensical.

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In this episode, Joel meets a French novelist in Berlin soon after his girl abandoned ship in 2010. They talk about a range of topics including whether or not trying to find ‘the one’ is nonsensical.

]]> no Yes no no 29:07 Joel White Episode 07: The Most Creative Lie Ever Told http://tracking.feedpress.it/link/15708/4877332 Wed, 30 Nov 2016 06:41:00 +0000 Joel White http://berlinpatient.com/?post_type=podcast&p=83 Photo of a loser drinking a latte

Joel gives an Oscar winning performance that would make Kevin Spacey jealous. He then decides to start a barista cake delivery service.

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Joel gives an Oscar winning performance that would make Kevin Spacey jealous. He then decides to start a barista cake delivery service.

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Joel gives an Oscar winning performance that would make Kevin Spacey jealous. He then decides to start a barista cake delivery service.

]]> no Yes no no 34:42 Joel White Episode 08: The Therapy Session http://tracking.feedpress.it/link/15708/4926208 Thu, 08 Dec 2016 05:46:14 +0000 Joel White http://berlinpatient.com/?post_type=podcast&p=87 Photo of a loser with a bad haircut

Want to know why Joel did all of this? So does he. Join him for therapy as he tries to get to the bottom of “Serious Joel”, wearing her socks and the pizzas.

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Want to know why Joel did all of this? So does he. Join him for therapy as he tries to get to the bottom of “Serious Joel”, wearing her socks and the pizzas.

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Want to know why Joel did all of this? So does he. Join him for therapy as he tries to get to the bottom of “Serious Joel”, wearing her socks and the pizzas.

]]> no Yes no no 39:08 Joel White Episode 09: I Forgot Her Name http://tracking.feedpress.it/link/15708/5171548 Thu, 19 Jan 2017 21:47:01 +0000 Joel White http://berlinpatient.com/?post_type=podcast&p=91 Photo of a loser in a decrepit toilet

In the final episode Joel reflects on what he learnt, then we listen to him drink some water, he reads a story and then it all literally breaks and falls in his lap.

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In the final episode Joel reflects on what he learnt, then we listen to him drink some water, he reads a story and then it all literally breaks and falls in his lap.

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In the final episode Joel reflects on what he learnt, then we listen to him drink some water, he reads a story and then it all literally breaks and falls in his lap.

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