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FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it&#x2019;s good to share.
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                                By milk plz            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, my wife got me back for hiding a realistic tarantula replica in her underwear drawer. She ground up hot peppers and horseradish and shoved it in my mouth while I slept. I woke up screaming in pain and went to the hospital before she confessed. FML]]></description>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, I really liked this girl, and it seemed like she maybe liked me too. We texted a lot, she invited me to a party, and we played games together. I asked her out, worried about waiting too long, but got a really ambiguous answer. Now she’s playing the same games she used to ask me to play, just with a different guy. FML]]></description>
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                                By             </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, my girlfriend invited me over to her family’s house for dinner. Every dish was packed with onion, garlic, pepper, and some spices I couldn’t even identify. I couldn’t actually taste the meat or the side dishes. All the nuance had been obliterated. I think they might not have taste buds. FML]]></description>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, I thought my man was cheating on me. I took a screenshot his bank transactions because I found a woman’s name. I went down a rabbit hole and it turned out it’s the name of an actual store / company. FML]]></description>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, my dad thought it would be funny to make me hold an unlit cigarette before FaceTiming my mom so he could prank her by saying, "He's got a new habit." My mom did not find it funny, especially when I mentioned to her that I did not willingly participate. Now I'm stuck in this car, listening to them argue. FML]]></description>
      <pubDate>2026-02-12T22:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Juggalomayne            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML]]></description>
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                                By HUH?            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, my wife snapped at me for never having sex with her. Any time I try, she tells me to stop, but apparently sometimes she wants me to ignore her pleas and keep going. Sometimes she actually wants me to stop, though, and she won't tell me how to differentiate the two. Help. FML]]></description>
      <pubDate>2026-02-12T15:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, while I was sleeping on the sofa, my sister yelled right in my ear, "Attention on deck !" I jumped up so fast because I thought a superior officer had just walked in that I tripped over my own feet and smashed into our mom's glass fronted display case full of porcelain. FML]]></description>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, my husband (M72) and I (F69) had yet another argument over all the time he spends away from home doing hobbies and volunteering. After an emotional conversation about my moving out, he said, "Well, if we are done talking about that, let me tell you what I got to do today." Biggest emotional slap ever. FML]]></description>
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                                By just lemme smash            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, my wife has quit nicotine. As expected, she's put on some weight, but it's all gone to her butt, boobs, and hips. She looks better than ever, easily 5 years younger, but she's so upset about the weight gain that she refuses to let me touch her, and she wears baggy clothes 24/7 now. FML]]></description>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, it was the seventh anniversary of my grandfather's passing. It was also my cousin's funeral (suicide). Brad Arnold's death was also announced. At the end of an exhausting day, I got dumped. Fuck February 8th. FML]]></description>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, I think I've reached that point in my marriage where sex is reserved for Valentine's Day, my birthday (maybe), and our anniversary. Which is fine, I expected it to come at some point, just not when I was in my 30s. FML]]></description>
      <pubDate>2026-02-11T22:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Sad egg            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, I learned that Discord will require age verification to access adult servers starting in a month. I'm 12 and about to lose access to 90% of my social life for six years. FML]]></description>
      <pubDate>2026-02-11T20:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML]]></description>
      <pubDate>2026-02-11T15:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                    [spicy] |
                                By Anonymous            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, I found out my ex was sleeping around with others without a condom. FML]]></description>
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                                By Emma            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, it's only four days until my high school's Valentines Day dance. I want to ask my best guy friend - I'm an 18 year-old girl - but I'm always thinking of my BFF, also an 18 year-old girl. No we're not gay, but our conversations have taught me we - two straight teen girls - may be soul mates. What should I do? FML]]></description>
      <pubDate>2026-02-11T09:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By Anonymous            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML]]></description>
      <pubDate>2026-02-11T03:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By mustanggt            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, I hit rock bottom. I waited too long to go to the grocery store and am out of almost everything. There's no salt left. What can I even cook to be edible without salt? FML]]></description>
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                                By Which to choose?            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, I realized I have two guys interested in me. One is a boring lump who has a good job and takes me to nice places, and the other is a hilarious hot sexy goofball who can't hold down a job and shamelessly mooches off me. FML]]></description>
      <pubDate>2026-02-10T22:00:00+01:00</pubDate>
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                                By chiquisamantha09            </title>
      <description><![CDATA[Today, I went to a Speed Dating event because the apps just ain’t doing it for me. After a while of talking, the first guy I sat with told me, “You are way too out of shape to have high standards and expectations.” I got up and left the place in tears. This is the world of dating while plus-sized. FML]]></description>
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