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Relax

I really wish I could, but I never can.

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Everyone is fighting a battle

I’m an over-sharer.

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Made of stardust

It’s still a comforting thought, when things feel more OK…

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So much potential

I sure spent a lot of time trying to live up to standards I didn’t set for myself.

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Sometimes there are bad ideas

But don’t let me stop your brainstorming session with my dour attitude.

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Wine o'clock

It’s still 5 o’clock somewhere, though.

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I love a tragedy

We’re just getting to the really juicy part. Stick with it.

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Accidentally offensive

I prefer to be offensive on purpose.

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Sms abbreviations

There’s no character limit. You can write full words. I know you can.

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You need to be liked

A jerk’s dilemma.

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Middle fingers

Fuck you as well, sir. At your service.

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Generative AI and you

It might seem snazzy right now, but it’s seriously a bunch of bullshit.

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I swear that wasn't me

What is that smell?

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A glaring hole in the theory

I might be crazy. I can’t say.

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Never give up on your dreams

Or that one about clowns. That one freaks us all out.

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So stupid

I mean, it works, but…

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Really done it this time

You know what you did.

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That fleeting moment

I cleaned the house for 2 hours. Why can’t it stay that way?

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Take the L

Can’t win ‘em all, if any.

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Leading men

They just don’t make ‘em like they used to.

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I like my partners like i like my coffee

And full of caffeine, preferably.

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Boys don't cry

Maybe Robert Smith was onto something.

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I find this conversation tedious

Maybe open with a joke next time.

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Sometimes i just run the water

I mean, I didn’t actually touch anything. Usually.

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Pink tax for nazis

Too bad the proceeds also go to Nazis.

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A bad decision away

Too dark?

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I repeat myself 2

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before…

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Coffee gets you started

I never was good at motivation.

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I wasn't going to say anything

Since you brought it up…

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Until I've had my coffee

I’m a bear in the mornings…

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Retweeting nazis

Looking at you, Mr. Musk.

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Shoot the moon

Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose, right?

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Where it all went wrong

It was so long ago…

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Crushing debt in home ec

But I do know how to bake muffins cheaply.

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Exfoliate impending doom

Scrub scrub scrub.

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More interesting when i was high

In the stark light of day, I’m having second thoughts…

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Loving ipas

It’s ok, I like coffee, too.

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Sometimes i make cool things

Photo cubes, for example.

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Is it supposed to hurt this much

Doctor Doctor.

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Self taught

You’re self-taught? I totally couldn’t tell.

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