Fools in a China Shop

23 – Trumpet Noise

Mammoth Audio — Sun, 21 Sep 2014 15:32:45 +0000

This week Suze discovers a school bus scandal and tests the boys’ social etiquette with the return of Miss Manners. Dil goes above and beyond to prove his Australian patriotism and ponders the pros and cons of single sex schools. And Digs uncovers a twisted tale of plastic surgery, ugly babies and Chinese divorce. It’s all in episode 23 of Fools in a China Shop!

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22 – Is That Your Pimp?

Mammoth Audio — Thu, 04 Sep 2014 10:57:43 +0000

This week Digs talks getting fired and discovers Melbourne’s best and worst pick up lines. Things get a little awkward for Suze during a beauty treatment, and Dil recounts the sad story of his first kiss. Plus the team bond over an impromptu confession session and discuss the existence of UFOs. Check it all out in episode 22 of Fools in a China Shop!

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21 – Which Pill

Mammoth Audio — Thu, 28 Aug 2014 13:36:07 +0000

This week Digs discovers that the Northern Territory is being flooded with naked European backpackers and Dil learns about the power of random acts of kindness (and contemplates a trip to the Northern Territory).

Meanwhile, Suze plays God when she decides who lives and who dies: rats or humans. It’s an action-packed episode 21 of Fools in a China Shop!

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20 – Lucky Adelaide

Mammoth Audio — Thu, 21 Aug 2014 13:46:59 +0000

This week Dil finds an unexpected houseguest asleep on his couch, Suze discovers a new religion and discusses jobs unsuitable for those over 35, and Digs asks the team what went wrong while they were celebrating?

It’s all in episode 20 of Fools in a China Shop!

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19 – Can’t Look Away

Mammoth Audio — Wed, 13 Aug 2014 13:45:01 +0000

This week Suze discovers her achilles’ heel – an inability to look away from truly disturbing sights. Dil introduces the team to a risque new game, while Digs challenges the strength of his all-natural deodorant with a surprise smell test. It all happens in episode 19 of Fools in a China Shop!

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18 – Happy 18th

Mammoth Audio — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 07:13:37 +0000

We’re 18! Legally old enough to drink, drive and vote – but not at the same time, kids. Grab a bottle of Passion Pop and join us for a little celebration as we look back at some of the show’s best bits. Like the time Digs got arrested. And Suze shat her pants at work. And Dil embarked on a disastrous hot wing chicken challenge. Oh my…

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17 – The Fool of Fools St

Mammoth Audio — Wed, 30 Jul 2014 10:21:56 +0000

Digs spills the beans on his romantic side and stumbles upon a clever toilet trick. Dil becomes an accidental hero and climbs atop his soapbox to deliver invaluable life advice. And Suze discovers 10 surprising things men find attractive about women (spoiler alert: power tools and tears feature on the list). It’s all in the big 17th edition of Fools in a China Shop!

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16 – Sexy Spinach

Mammoth Audio — Tue, 22 Jul 2014 03:42:33 +0000

Listen in as Dil discusses his love of McDonald’s shaker fries and then weighs in for The Dil-est Loser, Suze takes a job she’s grossly unqualified for and discovers Adelaide’s most ridiculous crime, and Digs discusses the Wicked Campervan controversy. It’s all in this week’s edition of Fools in a China Shop!

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15 – Strengths & Weaknesses

Mammoth Audio — Tue, 15 Jul 2014 02:00:35 +0000

This week Digs discovers his strengths and weaknesses and stumbles upon an invention that will change the lives of blind people. Suze conducts a social experiment to determine whether men judge women by their jobs, and ponders her own death. And Dil goes to hot yoga in an effort to shed weight for The Dil-est Loser, and tries to live on six dollars for an entire weekend. It’s another jam-packed week of Fools in a China Shop!

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14 – Anti-Dentite

Mammoth Audio — Tue, 08 Jul 2014 05:40:58 +0000

This week the guys tackle some of life’s big questions; should rappers write their own lyrics? Do boobs really stop girls from playing sport? And what would you do for a free drink? Plus Dil weighs in for The Dil-est Loser, Suze discovers she has a disproportionately large tongue, and Digs whips out his Urban Dic. It’s all in this week’s edition of Fools in a China Shop!

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13 – On The Rocks

Mammoth Audio — Tue, 01 Jul 2014 02:00:42 +0000

This week Digs takes aim at two of the modern world’s greatest superpowers – Google and the Queen. Dil embarks on a weight-loss challenge aided by a system of unique punishments. And Suze talks pregnant women doing weird and wonderful things, and hits her family up for birthday money. Join us for another cheeky, sneaky week of Fools in a China Shop!

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12 – Wild Parties

Mammoth Audio — Mon, 23 Jun 2014 20:00:02 +0000

This week Suze talks getting ugly for sex as the perfect way to deter herself from sleeping with the wrong people. We discover Dil’s bizarre morning ritual and Digs quizzes the gang about their relationship deal breakers. Oh, and the guys debate breastfeeding on airplanes. It’s another big episode of Fools in a China Shop!

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11 – Bitch Slapped

Mammoth Audio — Mon, 16 Jun 2014 20:00:40 +0000

Dil’s rediscovering his roots in Sri Lanka this week, so sadly he misses out on Digs and Suze cutting loose on the subjects of receiving gifts on the first date (is that really a thing?) and which 90s character represents Digs the best. Suze takes a trip to the mechanics and finds out what really goes on behind the roller door, while Digs gets bitch slapped! Just another week on Fools in a China Shop.

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10 – Naked in the Chiropractor {Part 2}

Mammoth Audio — Mon, 09 Jun 2014 20:00:01 +0000

Dil is away in Sri Lanka so Fox FM’s Dan Anstey steps in and talks accidental fancy dress and cutting corners with removalists. Suze has started dating her friend’s brother but is unsure of the etiquette, despite engaging the help of a palm reader. Digs gets hit on by a guy in an unlikely place, and talks big nights out and even bigger hangovers. The team also discuss the highs and lows of Adam Sandler and indulge in a quickie game of Urban Dic.

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09 – Ronald’s a Boss

Mammoth Audio — Mon, 02 Jun 2014 20:00:02 +0000

The team find out if there’s a difference between male and female strippers, Digs has some noisy, naughty neighbors and we find out why Ronald McDonald is a total boss.

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08 – Taxi Sabotage

Mammoth Audio — Mon, 26 May 2014 20:00:37 +0000

In the team’s quest to find out who Digs really is, he shares the story of the time he got arrested. It involves a taxi, floor mats and hundred dollar bills y’all…

Meanwhile Dil is keen to find out if cheapskates are a turn off to women, Suze seeks some counsel on her online shopping addiction and we find it out it’s the ‘breast’ of times and the worst of times for female tennis players and advertising.

The team also hit upon a question for the ages: what happens to your liver in the afterlife and if you’re accountable for your actions when you’re drunk.

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07 – Moist Toothbrush

Mammoth Audio — Mon, 19 May 2014 20:00:25 +0000

Digs is complaining about no hot water or hot showers in his apartment when Dil drops a bombshell about his personal hygiene and morning routine before laying down a challenge to Digs.

While Jay-Z and Solange are getting into a family feud, the gang share their stories of sibling violence as well as their renting nightmares.

Meanwhile, Suze goes to the movies by herself. Naww.

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06 – Naked in the Chiropractor

Mammoth Audio — Thu, 15 May 2014 19:55:12 +0000

Suze has quit her job and has never felt better. That might be because of the peculiar relationship she has with the family chiropractor.

We find out if Digs has what it takes to be a Big Brother housemate after he visits the auditions, and he shares some minor ‘Jesus Walks’ miracles that he’s experienced this week.

Meanwhile, Dil is wondering why he has no best friend. Naww.

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05 – Suspicious Note

Mammoth Audio — Fri, 09 May 2014 06:00:03 +0000

Dil has just completed his first run of solo stand up comedy shows at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. He did it all sober, but a trip to the doctor reveals the toll comedy has taken on his body. The team talk alcohol and when you should start drinking.

Suze has a moral dilemma when she a note is left on her car’s windscreen and wrangles with her karma balance.

The team also discuss the world’s youngest parents after Britain broke their record, the marijuana celebration day 4-20 falling on Easter this year and what possible benefits a serious head trauma could have.

You’ll also pick up a few handy hints for remembering names, as well as a quick game of Urban Dic.

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04 – Tongueing Dudes Left, Right & Centre

Mammoth Audio — Fri, 02 May 2014 06:00:20 +0000

Suze is receiving her first rejection letters for her new novel and finds inspiration in JK Rowling and Stephen King. She also asks about the tattoos that you now regret and dishes some dirt on drug use in the media industry.

Dil talks comedy audience backlash and ticket refunds, while Digs talks public marriage proposals, the royal baby visit and over the top weather reports.

The team also discuss sexy underwear and going commando, Miranda Kerr’s revelations about her sexuality and the phrase ‘tongueing dudes left, right and centre’ does comes up…

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03 – 41 Year Old Vegan

Mammoth Audio — Fri, 25 Apr 2014 06:00:29 +0000

Digs becomes a male model and discovers that you are handed something very special when you sign on with your agent.

Dil is preparing for comedy festival with a hot chicken wing challenge, berocca and coffee.

Suze cuts her finger, goes on a date with a 41 year old vegan and shares her love of bodily fluids.

The gang also talks movies they’ve cried in, scoring in football games and play a game of Urban Dic – can you guess the definitions?

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02 – Intense Meditation

Mammoth Audio — Fri, 18 Apr 2014 06:00:55 +0000

Digs, Dil & Suze survived the first episode and are back for another one!

Dil talks his early AFL experiences and finding the right team. He also goes searching on eBay for the weirdest Kylie Minogue related items in eBay Bandits.

Digs talks about the undeveloped film from Kurt Cobain’s house and celebrity deaths that have had a personal impact.

Suze talks beauty-related contractual obligations, splitting the bill as a vegan and reveals the very real dangers of intense meditation. Also, Suze’s TILF of the Week.

And the gang play their first game of Urban Dic – guessing the meanings of random terms on the internet.

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01 – Pilot

Mammoth Audio — Fri, 11 Apr 2014 06:00:14 +0000

Digs, Dil & Suze have their first outing as the Fools in China Shop.

Digs is curious about the lifestyles of the rich and the famous. Is it normal to sleep around if you’re an F1 Driver?

Dil talks about his adventures at the Adelaide Fringe, his time spent with a Puppeteer of the Penis and the bare minimum efforts of Tiger Airways.

Suze explains the extravagance and lengths she must go to celebrate Justin Timberlake’s imminent tour in Australia and finds some interesting job ads.

And the gang play their first game of Urbam Dic – guessing the meanings of random terms on the internet.

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