en nonadult no Coffee & Cider http://esn.fm/coffeecider/ Fri, 17 Jun 2016 17:06:56 +0000 en-US Site-Server v@build.version@ (http://www.squarespace.com) ESN.fm Coffee & Cider is a show about two self-employed people motivating (or de-motivating) themselves and each other before hitting their mutual nightly deadlines. false ESN.fm moises@esn.fm 38: The Body Farm Moises Chiullan Fri, 17 Jun 2016 15:00:00 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547309/38 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:57642e309f74568989d33f65

Are all the answers our heroes need found at a repurposed pig farm full of decaying bodies??? Rich contemplates his potentially Lord of the Rings-ian journey to San Diego. Danielle is considering a return to a world she left behind.

]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Are all the answers our heroes need found at a repurposed pig farm full of decaying bodies??? Rich contemplates his potentially Lord of the Rings-ian journey to San Diego. Danielle is considering a return to a world she left behind. Are all the answers our heroes need found at a repurposed pig farm full of decaying bodies??? Rich contemplates his potentially Lord of the Rings-ian journey to San Diego. Danielle is considering a return to a world she left behind. no 1:00:50 37: 70's Sex Mom Haircut Moises Chiullan Wed, 20 Apr 2016 13:45:47 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547310/37 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:57178237b09f950e24edd3b6

Eisner Award Nominee John Allison does not introduce himself nor is he introduced as this episode's sit-in special guest substitute co-host on the Coffee & Cider Jazz Band. What if Rich were a priest, literally dripping in gold? He could be a Dracula! Have you a Death Wish? Come on down to my restaurant!

Calm down, dear.

]]> Rich Stevens III & John Allison Eisner Award Nominee John Allison does not introduce himself nor is he introduced as this episode's sit-in special guest substitute co-host on the Coffee & Cider Jazz Band. What if Rich were a priest, literally dripping in gold? He could be a Dracula! Eisner Award Nominee John Allison does not introduce himself nor is he introduced as this episode's sit-in special guest substitute co-host on the Coffee & Cider Jazz Band. What if Rich were a priest, literally dripping in gold? He could be a Dracula! Have you a Death Wish? Come on down to my restaurant! Calm down, dear. no 1:00:45 36: Go Ahead and Drop Out of College Moises Chiullan Tue, 29 Mar 2016 19:00:00 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547311/36 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:56fad3f4c2ea51c7420242c9

Coffee & Cider (but Hold the Coffee) LIVE from STAPLE 2016! Rich takes a show off so that we can present the "Webcomics" panel from STAPLE 2016 in full, with Very Special Guests Spike Trotman, Dave Mercier, Matt Melvin, and our very own Danielle "Cider" Corsetto!

Additional panels from STAPLE 2016 will appear in the Artist Edition feed.

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]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Coffee & Cider (but Hold the Coffee) LIVE from STAPLE 2016! Rich takes a show off so that we can present the "Webcomics" panel from STAPLE 2016 in full, with Very Special Guests Spike Trotman, Dave Mercier, Matt Melvin, and our very own Danielle "Cider" Corsetto! Coffee & Cider (but Hold the Coffee) LIVE from STAPLE 2016! Rich takes a show off so that we can present the "Webcomics" panel from STAPLE 2016 in full, with Very Special Guests Spike Trotman, Dave Mercier, Matt Melvin, and our very own Danielle "Cider" Corsetto! Additional panels from STAPLE 2016 will appear in the Artist Edition feed. no 1:11:05 35: The Golden Ratio Moises Chiullan Thu, 03 Mar 2016 03:13:38 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547312/35 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:56d7abd486db43c1b341c2b7

Do you ever worry what'll happen if EVERYONE at yoga farts?

Danielle and Rich discuss The Golden Ratio, academic standards they never knew to have before they started teaching, and the magic of re-gifting technology.

]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Do you ever worry what'll happen if EVERYONE at yoga farts? Danielle and Rich discuss The Golden Ratio, academic standards they never knew to have before they started teaching, and the magic of re-gifting technology. Do you ever worry what'll happen if EVERYONE at yoga farts? Danielle and Rich discuss The Golden Ratio, academic standards they never knew to have before they started teaching, and the magic of re-gifting technology. no 42:49 34: Convenience Stores of My Youth Moises Chiullan Thu, 18 Feb 2016 22:45:13 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547313/34 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:56c649797c65e467ca3a7c5c

Rich begins backing up 16 years of website and Danielle reveals the secrets of "MultiTime". We finally discover Rich's superpower. No, the other one. No, not that one either.

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]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Rich begins backing up 16 years of website and Danielle reveals the secrets of "MultiTime".We finally discover Rich's superpower. No, the other one. No, not that one either. Rich begins backing up 16 years of website and Danielle reveals the secrets of "MultiTime".We finally discover Rich's superpower. No, the other one. No, not that one either. no 1:03:32 33: Ryan North Pillow Case Moises Chiullan Sat, 06 Feb 2016 00:00:00 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547314/33 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:56b5344d746fb9a53ff5c9f1

Danielle becomes Max Headroom and Rich has finally gotten weather that resembles actual winter. Of course he has nothing better to do than get Danielle hooked on "The Peach" just like all the cool, happening youths.

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]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Danielle becomes Max Headroom and Rich has finally gotten weather that resembles actual winter. Of course he has nothing better to do than get Danielle hooked on "The Peach"just like all the cool, happening youths. Danielle becomes Max Headroom and Rich has finally gotten weather that resembles actual winter. Of course he has nothing better to do than get Danielle hooked on "The Peach"just like all the cool, happening youths. no 46:58 32: Universal Connector Moises Chiullan Fri, 15 Jan 2016 22:45:00 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547315/32 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:56996c361c1210c810260c9c

Rich and Danielle have a solution for Twitter, and it involves money. They discuss Mormon underwear, ass-kicking, and illustrious careers in teaching as well as bad comics contracts...which both effectively involve no money.

"Powerball" means everyone may now design one consensual mini golf hole!

]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Rich and Danielle have a solution for Twitter, and it involves money. They discuss illustrious careers in teaching as well as bad comics contracts that effectively involve no money. "Powerball" means everyone may now design one consensual mini golf hole! Rich and Danielle have a solution for Twitter, and it involves money. They discuss illustrious careers in teaching as well as bad comics contracts that effectively involve no money. "Powerball" means everyone may now design one consensual mini golf hole! no 44:31 31: Something More Positive Moises Chiullan Thu, 10 Dec 2015 01:00:00 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547316/31 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:5668c3794bf1187dc3462b06

"Sexy Heroic Single Dad" Randy Milholland redefines “reason for the season” with Danielle and Rich on what becomes a Very Special Holiday Special you had no idea anyone would want, but realize you now cannot live without.

[[NOTE: Randy is not in any actual nor legal sense a “dad” and your read on his heroism may vary, but his pure sexual energy is undeniable.]]

]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Sexy Heroic Single Dad Randy Milholland redefines “reason for the season” with Danielle and Rich on what becomes a Very Special Holiday Special you had no idea anyone would want, but realize you now cannot live without. Sexy Heroic Single Dad Randy Milholland redefines “reason for the season” with Danielle and Rich on what becomes a Very Special Holiday Special you had no idea anyone would want, but realize you now cannot live without. [[NOTE: Randy is not in any actual nor legal sense a “dad” and your read on his heroism may vary, but his pure sexual energy is undeniable.]] no 1:04:37 30: The Origins of Chocolate Moises Chiullan Fri, 04 Dec 2015 17:30:00 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547317/30 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:5661c232e4b053ef33e3c4a3

Danielle is selling a physical good called Original Art. Rich has mastered the ancient mercantile art of Laying Down Clear Tape. Our heroes finally answer a burning question: which Super Mario Bros. cartridge do you trust with your banking records?

  • Danielle's original art is available on her Etsy store until it is all gone. There's actually, literally, seriously only one copy of each of these.
  • Rich uses Endicia for shipping. Ignore Marc Maron's podcast ads. Do not use Stamps.com. Use Endicia if you're serious about what you do.
  • ALERT ALERT ALERT: Owls were socks and now they are hoodies.
  • Rich is paying for your shipping on orders over $50 as we speak but who knows for how long.
]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Danielle is selling a physical good called Original Art. Rich has mastered the ancient mercantile art of Laying Down Clear Tape. Our heroes finally answer a burning question: which Super Mario Bros. cartridge do you trust with your banking records? Danielle is selling a physical good called Original Art. Rich has mastered the ancient mercantile art of Laying Down Clear Tape. Our heroes finally answer a burning question: which Super Mario Bros. cartridge do you trust with your banking records? no 46:29 29: Entrance to Hellworld Moises Chiullan Sat, 21 Nov 2015 02:00:00 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547318/29 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:564fc87be4b0a58f1848df4e

Danielle and Rich catch up on the last two months they did no podcasting, but mostly and almost exclusively talk about how, thanks to first-hand use, Rich thinks the iPad Pro is going to destroy the Wacom tentacle monster for many cartoonists.

]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Danielle and Rich catch up on the last two months they did no podcasting, but mostly and almost exclusively talk about how, thanks to first-hand use, Rich thinks the iPad Pro is going to destroy the Wacom tentacle monster for many cartoonists. Danielle and Rich catch up on the last two months they did no podcasting, but mostly and almost exclusively talk about how, thanks to first-hand use, Rich thinks the iPad Pro is going to destroy the Wacom tentacle monster for many cartoonists. no 52:28 28: Scissors for Your Lawn Moises Chiullan Mon, 28 Sep 2015 23:30:00 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547319/28-scissors-for-your-lawn 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:5609ce5ee4b0cbf6eb55a0dd

Ghostbusters II was, in fact, a movie. What organized crime is best executed by employing a child in a fedora? Tune in to find out, and also to hear our first mid-show Bathroom Break!

]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Ghostbusters II was, in fact, a movie. What organized crime is best executed by employing a child in a fedora? Tune in to find out, and also to hear our first mid-show Bathroom Break! Ghostbusters II was, in fact, a movie. What organized crime is best executed by employing a child in a fedora? Tune in to find out, and also to hear our first mid-show Bathroom Break! no 45:01 27: Age 18 Months, in a Tracksuit Cider in Exile Moises Chiullan Fri, 28 Aug 2015 20:29:00 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547320/27 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:55e0e0bee4b0b429e4f34ef6

BEHOLD: the effects of decades of caffeine abuse

Good News: Danielle has finally returned from her month away from sweet, sustaining internet access.

Bad News: She and Rich start talking about cannibalism standards early on, so you may need to ascertain whether you're the eating or eaten type.

Cider in Exile, Episode 4 of 4, aka "The Aftermath"

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]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Good News: Danielle has finally returned from her month away from sweet, sustaining internet access. Bad News: She and Rich start talking about cannibalism standards early on, so you may need to ascertain whether you're the eating or eaten type. Good News: Danielle has finally returned from her month away from sweet, sustaining internet access. Bad News: She and Rich start talking about cannibalism standards early on, so you may need to ascertain whether you're the eating or eaten type. no 38:10 26: Vote for Clever Cider in Exile Moises Chiullan Sat, 08 Aug 2015 00:40:00 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547321/26 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:55c54498e4b0960d6d19c6c2

Sigh in relief: Danielle yet survives in the Canadian Wilds. Will she be able to find "Boy Wonder" Ryan North without the help of Technology? Will Rich tear this mother down when the final loads of return shipping from SDCC arrive, truly marking The Start of Christmas?

Cider in Exile, Episode 3 of 4

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  • Chinichillas are the shit. They chew literally everything you give them. They really do bathe in dust.
  • The Cat Came Back (1988) is an animated short you've either never seen, or whose theme song immediately get wedged in your mind as you read this. Watch it and get infected by its earwormplasmosis.
]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Sigh in relief: Danielle yet survives in the Canadian Wilds. Will she be able to find "Boy Wonder" Ryan North without the help of Technology? Will Rich tear this mother down when the final loads of return shipping from SDCC arrive, truly marking The Start of Christmas? Sigh in relief: Danielle yet survives in the Canadian Wilds. Will she be able to find "Boy Wonder" Ryan North without the help of Technology? Will Rich tear this mother down when the final loads of return shipping from SDCC arrive, truly marking The Start of Christmas? no 41:28 25: Time Away From The Internet Cider in Exile Moises Chiullan Fri, 31 Jul 2015 02:34:36 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547322/25 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:55badcabe4b07fa7600e1dcf

Our Intrepid Cider Scout Danielle continues her Internetless Canadian Adventure and Survivor-Refugee Rich drifts back onto the shore of civilization in the filthy wake of San Diego Comic-Con.

Above: the empty husk of a (former) pay phone bank.

Cider in Exile, Episode 2 of 4

]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Our Intrepid Cider Scout Danielle continues her Internetless Canadian Adventure and Survivor-Refugee Rich drifts back onto the shore of civilization in the filthy wake of San Diego Comic-Con. Above: the empty husk of a (former) pay phone bank. Part 2 of Cider in Exile 2015 Our Intrepid Cider Scout Danielle continues her Internetless Canadian Adventure and Survivor-Refugee Rich drifts back onto the shore of civilization in the filthy wake of San Diego Comic-Con. Above: the empty husk of a (former) pay phone bank. Part 2 of Cider in Exile 2015 no 33:37 24: What Celsius Means Cider in Exile Moises Chiullan Thu, 23 Jul 2015 17:40:40 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547323/24 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:55b12080e4b080c8f9277b24

Coming to you not-live and via Direct Distance Dialing involving zero computers and instead actual phones...it's Coffee & Cider's San Diego Comic-Con Not-So-Special! How has Danielle survived off the internet grid? Did Rich make it to San Diego, or did he get whacked? Voices from the recent past will tell you!

We were serious about the no computers or Skype thing, this was phones on both ends and sounds like it, but enjoy the charming, rustic world before computers. This is also why Rich assumes the audio is unusably loud on his end because he's used to having a microphone. Stupid Rich, what a quality snob.

Cider in Exile, Episode 1 of 4

]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Coming to you not-live and via Direct Distance Dialing involving zero computers and instead actual phones...it's Coffee & Cider's San Diego Comic-Con Not-So-Special! How has Danielle survived off the internet grid? Did Rich make it to San Diego, or did he get whacked? Coming to you not-live and via Direct Distance Dialing involving zero computers and instead actual phones...it's Coffee & Cider's San Diego Comic-Con Not-So-Special! How has Danielle survived off the internet grid? Did Rich make it to San Diego, or did he get whacked? Voices from the recent past will tell you! no 21:57 23: Quit the Internet Cider in Exile Moises Chiullan Thu, 02 Jul 2015 16:25:37 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547324/23 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:55956633e4b01787e517c24a

photo by Patrick Smith

On the precipice of our most dramatic phase of the show yet, wherein Danielle will literally be phoning it in but probably working ten times as hard as Rich in doing so, we contemplate the brink of living internet-free (Danielle) versus internet-rich (Rich, aka "Internet Rich").

"Cider in Exile" Part 1

]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III On the precipice of our most dramatic phase of the show yet, wherein Danielle will literally be phoning it in but probably working ten times as hard as Rich in doing so, we contemplate the brink of living internet-free (Danielle) versus internet-rich (Rich, aka "Internet Rich"). On the precipice of our most dramatic phase of the show yet, wherein Danielle will literally be phoning it in but probably working ten times as hard as Rich in doing so, we contemplate the brink of living internet-free (Danielle) versus internet-rich (Rich, aka "Internet Rich"). no 40:43 22: Misandry is the Best! Cider in Exile Moises Chiullan Sat, 20 Jun 2015 02:23:06 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547325/22 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:5584b52be4b0ff641a181895

Danielle finalizes plans for her voyage into the frying frozen north, and Rich successfully convinces himself to definitely probably absolutely not be 100% against maybe driving a van through the Cursed Lands of The South, preaching (some of) the Gospel of Jabba the Hutt.

How much does a case of Fancy Slave Leia Toys No One Wants go for these days?

TRIGGER WARNING: #nipples

]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Danielle finalizes plans for her voyage into the frying frozen north, and Rich successfully convinces himself to definitely probably absolutely not be 100% against maybe driving a van through the Cursed Lands of The South, preaching (some of) the Gospel of Jabba the Hutt. Danielle finalizes plans for her voyage into the frying frozen north, and Rich successfully convinces himself to definitely probably absolutely not be 100% against maybe driving a van through the Cursed Lands of The South, preaching (some of) the Gospel of Jabba the Hutt. How much does a case of Fancy Slave Leia Toys No One Wants go for these days? no 43:56 21: Smothered by a Dream Moises Chiullan Wed, 03 Jun 2015 02:11:19 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547326/21 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:556e5f17e4b0d2ea46ec8194

Not pictured (but in the room): Danielle.

Danielle won an award and a newspaper...or was it a newspaper comics syndicate. Wait...did she get dressed up to win a Reuben sandwich? She and Rich discuss Old Guard, New Guard, New New Guard, and finally the New Old Guard in comics. Kindly get off their respective lawns, please and thanks!

]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Danielle won an award and a newspaper...or was it a newspaper comics syndicate. Wait...did she get dressed up to win a Reuben sandwich? She and Rich discuss Old Guard, New Guard, New New Guard, and finally the New Old Guard in comics. Kindly get off their respective lawns, please and thanks! Danielle won an award and a newspaper...or was it a newspaper comics syndicate. Wait...did she get dressed up to win a Reuben sandwich? She and Rich discuss Old Guard, New Guard, New New Guard, and finally the New Old Guard in comics. Kindly get off their respective lawns, please and thanks! no 40:31 20: The No-Radio Zone Moises Chiullan Wed, 20 May 2015 02:15:36 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547327/20 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:555be8b7e4b0928ef8542383

Rich continues planning the prevention of Danielle's off-grid death, and Danielle opens the Pandora's Box that is Ham Radio. Would Rich just "come back" if he shut everything off for a month? Do we want to find out?

Make sure to #KILLALLMEN before listening to the ULTRA-explicit after show

]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Rich continues planning the prevention of Danielle's off-grid death, and Danielle opens the Pandora's Box that is Ham Radio. Would Rich just "come back" if he shut everything off for a month? Do we want to find out? #KILLALLMEN Rich continues planning the prevention of Danielle's off-grid death, and Danielle opens the Pandora's Box that is Ham Radio. Would Rich just "come back" if he shut everything off for a month? Do we want to find out? #KILLALLMEN no 37:32 19: Drive a Sex Van Moises Chiullan Thu, 07 May 2015 21:43:25 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547328/19 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:554bda81e4b049afce0d5e37

Danielle "preps" for her tech-free voyage, and Rich teaches her some of the Dark Magicks of Amtrakmancing. That and the importance of Sex Vans and weapons.

]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Danielle "preps" for her tech-free voyage, and Rich teaches her some of the Dark Magicks of Amtrakmancing. That and the importance of Sex Vans and weapons. Danielle "preps" for her tech-free voyage, and Rich teaches her some of the Dark Magicks of Amtrakmancing. That and the importance of Sex Vans and weapons. no 43:54 18: I Survived the 90's Moises Chiullan Sat, 02 May 2015 03:17:53 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547329/18 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:55443f52e4b0b68214beb9a4

Rich has been excavating treasures in his warehouse and Danielle prepares to boldly go back in time (in the near future, when she goes to Canada)! Will Rich survive expired Pseudoephedrine? Will Danielle find a radio-only Walkman?

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]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Rich has been excavating treasures in his warehouse and Danielle prepares to boldly go back in time (in the near future, when she goes to Canada)! Will Rich survive expired Pseudoephedrine? Will Danielle find a radio-only Walkman? Rich has been excavating treasures in his warehouse and Danielle prepares to boldly go back in time (in the near future, when she goes to Canada)! Will Rich survive expired Pseudoephedrine? Will Danielle find a radio-only Walkman? no 38:25 17: Dorothy and Blanche and Rose and Sophia Moises Chiullan Thu, 09 Apr 2015 01:20:00 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547330/17 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:5525cb75e4b0e6a97e4ad328

Rich has been living one song on loop for a long, long time now. It's a great song. The kind you don't mind for hanging around...the kind you thank for being a friend. Be a friend, throw in your Brain Jerky, and join the Nosepickers Society to plan your Post-Modern Retirement.

]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Rich has been living one song on loop for a long, long time now. It's a great song. The kind you don't mind for hanging around...the kind you thank for being a friend. Be a friend, throw in your Brain Jerky, and join the Nosepickers Society to plan your Post-Modern Retirement. Rich has been living one song on loop for a long, long time now. It's a great song. The kind you don't mind for hanging around...the kind you thank for being a friend. Be a friend, throw in your Brain Jerky, and join the Nosepickers Society to plan your Post-Modern Retirement. no 35:34 16: How Do You Say Wendigo? Moises Chiullan Thu, 09 Apr 2015 01:10:00 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547331/16 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:5525c15be4b060fb2f43fc1b

Danielle has recovered from Con Crud, Rich has a massive pork bone, and one of our heroes might be on the way to becoming The Next Cathy?!

]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Danielle has recovered from Con Crud, Rich has a massive pork bone, and one of our heroes might be on the way to becoming The Next Cathy?! Danielle has recovered from Con Crud, Rich has a massive pork bone, and one of our heroes might be on the way to becoming The Next Cathy?! no 30:30 15: Ugliest Beautiful Most Creepy Hero Moises Chiullan Thu, 19 Mar 2015 19:51:43 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547332/15 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:550a4241e4b074470a9d208d

Danielle finished Girls With Slingshots and is now a full-time gardener! Rich is pursuing a new career in the ceramic arts! EVERYTHING IS CHANGING!

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  • Jed and Ellie May Clampett give us today's cold open, in tribute to and commemorating that...
  • Girls With Slingshots ended at "2008", just like America (according to stupid people).
  • Dry Erase Crayons are totally "a thing", and available in the Children's aisle at your local office supply store (aka exactly where grown adults should hang out!)
  • The New Adventures of Bat Boy allowed Danielle Corsetto to LIVE HER DREAM
  • Rich's other show Danielle should probably listen to is called Night Moves. Yesterday, Actual NASA Scientists said they want to be guests on the show.
  • Biden Time is Rich's brand-new show (yes we are for real, it's launching within 24 hours)
]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Danielle finished Girls With Slingshots and is now a full-time gardener! Rich is pursuing a new career in the ceramic arts! EVERYTHING IS CHANGING! Danielle finished Girls With Slingshots and is now a full-time gardener! Rich is pursuing a new career in the ceramic arts! EVERYTHING IS CHANGING! no 00:37:23 14: 30-Proof Soup Moises Chiullan Fri, 06 Mar 2015 17:41:41 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547333/14 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:54f9c8dee4b0bec7776045c6

Danielle and Rich discuss the finer points of yoga, "douchesnacks", and destroying a piece of human history. Come for the male prostitute humor. Stay to slather it with butter.

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]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Danielle and Rich discuss the finer points of yoga, "douchesnacks", and destroying a piece of human history. Come for the male prostitute humor. Stay to slather it with butter. Danielle and Rich discuss the finer points of yoga, "douchesnacks", and destroying a piece of human history. Come for the male prostitute humor. Stay to slather it with butter. no 00:33:29 13: Where the Pudding Cats Come From Moises Chiullan Sat, 28 Feb 2015 03:39:56 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547334/13 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:54efb95ae4b08f33b539ef8d

Danielle reveals amazing non-spoilers regarding the lovely "little murder palace" that plays a key role in the last days of Girls With Slingshots. Rich, ever with the train analogies, is completely "off the rails", poor guy.

Next week, Danielle is the guest on the second episode of Come As You Are, a brand-new show about sex hosted by Emily Nagoski. It's "the kink show" that Rich refers to in this episode of Coffee & Cider.

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]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Danielle reveals amazing non-spoilers regarding the lovely "little murder palace" that plays a key role in the last days of Girls With Slingshots. Rich, ever with the train analogies, is completely "off the rails", poor guy. Danielle reveals amazing non-spoilers regarding the lovely "little murder palace" that plays a key role in the last days of Girls With Slingshots. Rich, ever with the train analogies, is completely "off the rails", poor guy. Next week, Danielle is the guest on the second episode of Come As You Are, a brand-new show about sex hosted by Emily Nagoski. It's "the kink show" that Rich refers to in this episode of Coffee & Cider. no 00:38:05 12: A Lucrative Job in Pornography Moises Chiullan Fri, 13 Feb 2015 21:47:18 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547335/12 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:54de60fee4b006037283d2ee

Healed from illness as if by magic, Danielle is worried about Rich. Is "Stevens the Third Mansion" haunted??? Find out (or don't) whether either of them or their comics have "big idea" backstories!

ALSO: in life, why would you not choose to play as Peach if you could?

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]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens III Healed from illness as if by magic, Danielle is worried about Rich. Is "Stevens the Third Mansion" haunted??? Find out (or don't) whether either of them or their comics have "big idea" backstories! ALSO: in life, why would you not choose to play as Peach if you could? Healed from illness as if by magic, Danielle is worried about Rich. Is "Stevens the Third Mansion" haunted??? Find out (or don't) whether either of them or their comics have "big idea" backstories! ALSO: in life, why would you not choose to play as Peach if you could? no 00:40:28 11: We Should Be Dead Moises Chiullan Fri, 23 Jan 2015 05:08:00 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547336/11 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:54c1f320e4b0dec48bbb8dbf

Danielle and Rich examine the realities and myths of sleep and rest, along with Rich's propensity for hitting his head.

SPOILER WARNING: Do not attempt "sleep" while in the process of "driving".

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]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens Danielle and Rich examine the realities and myths of sleep and rest, along with Rich's propensity for hitting his head. SPOILER WARNING: Do not attempt "sleep" while in the process of "driving". Danielle and Rich examine the realities and myths of sleep and rest, along with Rich's propensity for hitting his head. SPOILER WARNING: Do not attempt "sleep" while in the process of "driving". no 00:38:56 10: Allergy to Fun Moises Chiullan Fri, 16 Jan 2015 21:07:00 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547337/10 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:54b8ee3ae4b0c2c1fae3a562

Danielle is building a desk. Did Rich make it to Disney World? Did he even leave the confines of his office? Tune in to find out!

Also: have your keys on you at ALL TIMES.

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]]> Danielle Corsetto & Rich Stevens Danielle is building a desk. Did Rich make it to Disney World? Did he even leave the confines of his office? Tune in to find out! Also: have your keys on you at ALL TIMES. Danielle is building a desk. Did Rich make it to Disney World? Did he even leave the confines of his office? Tune in to find out! Also: have your keys on you at ALL TIMES. no 00:34:42 9: Nut Stand Mayorship Moises Chiullan Sun, 11 Jan 2015 05:10:28 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547338/9 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:54b1fbffe4b09dfd24ac7122

Rich contemplates and plans an Amtrak Birthday Adventure. Danielle reveals her magic travel smarts regarding aero-travel and shamelessly offers free advertising to Marvel's Ryan North's Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, which has a warm place in her boudoir. This reminds Rich of the tragic tale of his beloved wallet photo of Ryan North...

Join us now for A Very Special Coffee & Cider.

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]]> Moises Chiullan Rich contemplates and plans an Amtrak Birthday Adventure. Danielle reveals her magic travel smarts regarding aero-travel and shamelessly offers free advertising to Marvel's Ryan North's Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. This reminds Rich of the tragic tale of his beloved wallet photo of Ryan North... Rich contemplates and plans an Amtrak Birthday Adventure. Danielle reveals her magic travel smarts regarding aero-travel and shamelessly offers free advertising to Marvel's Ryan North's Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, which has a warm place in her boudoir. This reminds Rich of the tragic tale of his beloved wallet photo of Ryan North... Join us now for A Very Special Coffee & Cider. no 00:39:05 8: A Billion Open Tabs Moises Chiullan Thu, 01 Jan 2015 00:40:51 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547339/8 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:54a4402be4b0e84549304b66

A bonus (Fake) "New Year" episode finds Rich playing Mr. Fix-It for Danielle's battle against Photoshop.

]]> Moises Chiullan A bonus (Fake) "New Year" episode finds Rich playing Mr. Fix-It for Danielle's battle against Photoshop. A bonus (Fake) "New Year" episode finds Rich playing Mr. Fix-It for Danielle's battle against Photoshop. no 00:11:36 7: Golden Girls with Slingshots Moises Chiullan Tue, 30 Dec 2014 02:26:06 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547340/7 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:54a1f930e4b07bee0363c295

On a Monday after Christmas and before New Year's, Danielle announced that she is ending Girls With Slingshots in March 2015.

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  • Danielle has been doing Girls With Slingshots for ten years. Ten. Years. She's ending it...for now.
  • John Allison, a fellow with a generally useless Wikipedia page, has ended Bobbins (CLASSIC Bobbins begins here) to start Scary Go Round (which began here), and SGR in turn to start Bad Machinery. He now trips across the entire "Tacklefordverse" like a mad wizard.
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]]> Moises Chiullan On a Monday after Christmas and before New Year's, Danielle announced that she is ending Girls With Slingshots in March 2015. On a Monday after Christmas and before New Year's, Danielle announced that she is ending Girls With Slingshots in March 2015. no 00:39:23 6: Criterion Velocity Moises Chiullan Sat, 20 Dec 2014 05:59:22 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547341/6 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:54950685e4b0787a0cb948d6

Danielle is back and recovered from travel, so the GlutenFreedonian Duo talk about fun stuff the kids like: Social Justice, creeping out creeper dudes, and Dr. Mario.

This week: the secret to your superpowers.

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]]> Moises Chiullan Danielle is back and recovered from travel, so the GlutenFreedonian Duo talk about fun stuff the kids like: Social Justice, creeping out creeper dudes, and Dr. Mario. This week: the secret to your superpowers (yes you, and yes you have them!). Danielle is back and recovered from travel, so the GlutenFreedonian Duo talk about fun stuff the kids like: Social Justice, creeping out creeper dudes, and Dr. Mario. This week: the secret to your superpowers (yes you, and yes you have them!). no 00:39:11 5: This Tumblr Wrld (Thanksgiving Crossover Special) Moises Chiullan Sun, 30 Nov 2014 19:27:43 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547342/5 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:547af30fe4b067a185ed44b4

In the shocking 46-minute conclusion to an equally shocking 4-minute episode of Night Moves..."Dnanielle", Rich, and Moisés barely discuss Thanksgiving, time zones, and the un-boring versions of world/space travel. (Part 2 of 2)

Part 1 can be found here

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]]> Moises Chiullan In the shocking 46-minute conclusion to an equally shocking 4-minute episode of Night Moves..."Dnanielle", Rich, and Moisés barely discuss Thanksgiving, time zones, and the un-boring versions of world/space travel. (Part 2 of 2) In the shocking 46-minute conclusion to an equally shocking 4-minute episode of Night Moves..."Dnanielle", Rich, and Moisés barely discuss Thanksgiving, time zones, and the un-boring versions of world/space travel. (Part 2 of 2) no 00:46:02 Night Moves 5: Road Trip to Egypt (Thanksgiving Crossover Special) Moises Chiullan Sun, 30 Nov 2014 19:15:25 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547343/night-moves-5-road-trip-to-egypt 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:547b6c56e4b0dcc910e9057a

Night Moves has crossed over with Coffee & Cider for our first MAJOR CROSSOVER CLIFFHANGER EVENT. Will Rich solve transatlantic travel? What's worth doing in South America? FIND OUT TODAY. (Part 1 of 2)

Part 2 can be found here

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  • NOTE: episode numbering is in keeping with Time Travel Protocols currently* in effect.
  • *this word carries meaning relative to...relativity
]]> Moises Chiullan Night Moves has crossed over with Coffee & Cider for our first MAJOR CROSSOVER CLIFFHANGER EVENT. Will Rich solve transatlantic travel? What's worth doing in South America? FIND OUT TODAY. (Part 1 of 2) Night Moves has crossed over with Coffee & Cider for our first MAJOR CROSSOVER CLIFFHANGER EVENT. Will Rich solve transatlantic travel? What's worth doing in South America? FIND OUT TODAY. (Part 1 of 2) no 00:04:02 4: Cuckoo Bananapants Moises Chiullan Fri, 21 Nov 2014 22:45:38 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547344/4 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:546e8c3ce4b00a246b48f799

Danielle and Rich look back at The Mystery of The Missing Box from her Thought Bubble trip. They go further and do a "deep dive" to examine their transportation choices, hopes, and dreams. This week, we discover Rich's grand plan for Future Travel Across Oceans.

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]]> Moises Chiullan Danielle and Rich look back at The Mystery of The Missing Box from her Thought Bubble trip. They go further and do a "deep dive" to examine their transportation choices, hopes, and dreams. This week, we discover Rich's grand plan for Future Travel Across Oceans. Danielle and Rich look back at The Mystery of The Missing Box from her Thought Bubble trip. They go further and do a "deep dive" to examine their transportation choices, hopes, and dreams. This week, we discover Rich's grand plan for Future Travel Across Oceans. no 00:37:30 3: Falling Out of an Airplane Moises Chiullan Wed, 12 Nov 2014 19:15:44 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547345/3 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:5462bd40e4b058ea42810b4f

Danielle and Rich discuss her upcoming trip to the UK for Thought Bubble, as well as the perils of hidden glutens, butters, and Nazi Truth Serum.

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]]> Moises Chiullan Danielle and Rich discuss her upcoming trip to the UK for Thought Bubble, as well as the perils of hidden glutens, butters, and Nazi Truth Serum. Danielle and Rich discuss her upcoming trip to the UK for Thought Bubble, as well as the perils of hidden glutens, butters, and Nazi Truth Serum. no 00:40:00 2: The Last Thing I Stole from Work Moises Chiullan Thu, 30 Oct 2014 00:15:34 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547346/2 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:54502c85e4b0ded764b7893a

Danielle and Rich discuss distractions, focus, and the nice things they find in the alleyway. How can non-working arcade cabinets help keep you productive? How can a nice day truck you into not doing work?

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]]> Moises Chiullan Danielle and Rich discuss distractions, focus, and the nice things they find in the alleyway. How can non-working arcade cabinets help keep you productive? How can a nice day truck you into not doing work? Danielle and Rich discuss distractions, focus, and the nice things they find in the alleyway. How can non-working arcade cabinets help keep you productive? How can a nice day truck you into not doing work? no 00:36:28 1: 5000 Years of Progress Moises Chiullan Thu, 23 Oct 2014 01:28:00 +0000 https://feedpress.me/link/9014/5547347/1 52edbc9de4b0b870f5f7ed49:544866a3e4b09edc336a28f8:5448679ee4b00c20379436ff

Danielle Corsetto and Rich Stevens do their version of water cooler talk and it becomes a show. Discussed: the importance of a hammock and naps, good gluten-free pizza, and what happened when one of our hosts first tasted "Pizza! Pizza!". Is pregnancy a full-time job?

This is the pilot for Coffee & Cider. You can subscribe via RSS for now. Rate and review the show once it hits iTunes.

What do you do when trying to do (or avoid doing) work? Coffee & Cider is a show about two self-employed people motivating (or de-motivating) themselves and each other before hitting their mutual nightly deadlines.

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]]> Moises Chiullan Danielle Corsetto and Rich Stevens do their version of water cooler talk and it becomes a show. Discussed: the importance of a hammock and naps, good gluten-free pizza, and what happened when one of our hosts first tasted "Pizza! Pizza!". Is pregnancy a full-time job? Danielle Corsetto and Rich Stevens do their version of water cooler talk and it becomes a show. Discussed: the importance of a hammock and naps, good gluten-free pizza, and what happened when one of our hosts first tasted "Pizza! Pizza!". Is pregnancy a full-time job? This is the pilot for Coffee & Cider. You can subscribe via RSS for now. Rate and review the show once it hits iTunes. What do you do when trying to do (or avoid doing) work? Coffee & Cider is a show about two self-employed people motivating (or de-motivating) themselves and each other before hitting their mutual nightly deadlines. no 00:31:30